My World♥

My names Lizzie. That is all.
Selective red, may play with this some more.

Selective red, may play with this some more.

do-it-with-a-rockstar:


strawberreli:

eldritchjoy:

this is possibly one of the cutest things there has ever been
like no i want to write a story about these characters
or play them in a campaign or something
because the idea of a mermaid who is best friends with a fish with human legs is the most adorable of all things

ngl, this is cute

aww 

do-it-with-a-rockstar:

strawberreli:

eldritchjoy:

this is possibly one of the cutest things there has ever been

like no i want to write a story about these characters

or play them in a campaign or something

because the idea of a mermaid who is best friends with a fish with human legs is the most adorable of all things

ngl, this is cute

aww 

(Source: , via tentawizard)

hkirkh:

Friend’s dad accidentally left the sprinklers on, and now there are dickcicles all over the yard.

hkirkh:

Friend’s dad accidentally left the sprinklers on, and now there are dickcicles all over the yard.

(via al-grave)

pipobscure:

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

What’s with that? He is complementing her and acknowledging her hard work and she has nothing better to do than threaten him by destroying and wasting fruit? How about just saying either thanks? Considering she put his “head” between her legs, she obviously believes it has a chance of being there, so they have a relationship that has at least the potential for cunnilingus.

I mean why waste a perfectly nice watermelon.

al-grave:

Creepy thing with head. Or rather, without it.

al-grave:

Creepy thing with head. Or rather, without it.

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

(via bluelinedoughty)